"Angry ME" replaces Angry Birds

This game is absolute garbage! I cant even play it! What is going on? It used to work...then I "updated" and it has never been the same. Can someone please do something about it?! I really dont appreciate having bought something I cant even use. I never play games, but on the day I am home and sick as a dog, I wasnt even able to entertain myself with this. PLEASE FIX THIS PROBLEM.

ISSUE: The game crashes before I can even get to the menu.

Lyddie Maynard about Angry Birds